The Horse, the Liger and Kiler's Revenge!

Kiler (my 3 1/2 yr old) tells the best stories..... sometimes.

This morning he told me this one.

K: "Mommy!"

Me: "Yes K?"

K: "I'm hiding a horse in the house to keep it safe from the liger!"

Me: "Ahhh. A horse?"

K: "Nnnnnneeeeeiiigh! Did you hear that Mommy?! RAWAAAWWWR!! OH NO! The LIGER!! RUN!!"

Then we got ready for school and went on with the rest of our day....By the way, I guess we figured out the mystery of who was leaving the huge poos in the toilet and not flushing. It was the horse.

Later tonight:

Me: "K! Look what Mommy found pictures of on her computer!" (it's a Liger he's not too thrilled)

We get ready for bed and he asks me to tell him a story. 3 lines into the story he interrupts with this....

"Chuga-chuga-chuga-chuga.... Once upon a time there was a little big train. It crushed your arms and head."

Me: "K!! That's an AWFUL story!"

K: "No, no... it gets better!"

Me: "Ok...."

K: "I'm in the train."

And then he continues it... "Chuga-chuga-chuga-chuga...... Mom? Did you hear that?! RUN!!!"

This is bad, but I was laughing after I left the room because he was *so* serious!